The PILOT always makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No CO-PILOT can possibly know the The Rules.
If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all The Rules he must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

The PILOT is never wrong.
If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.
The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The PILOT may change his mind at any time.
The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the express written consent of the PILOT.

The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.

The PILOT is ready when he is ready.
The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
The CO-PILOT who doesn’t abide by The Rules is grounded.

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John
John
13 years ago

Was this written by a female pilot and was she married to the co-pilot?

Philip
Philip
13 years ago

Just replace Pilot with Wife and Co-Pilot with Husband… or vice versa if you prefer!

kevin
kevin
12 years ago

Or employer and employee. At least in my firm it is.

gobs
gobs
12 years ago

should be written by Trainee co pilot?

Erebus
Erebus
11 years ago

Could it be SUPERVISOR and CONTROLLER?