The Pilot Always Makes The Rules

The PILOT always makes The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No CO-PILOT can possibly know the The Rules.
If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all The Rules he must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

The PILOT is never wrong.
If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.
The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The PILOT may change his mind at any time.
The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the express written consent of the PILOT.

The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.

The PILOT is ready when he is ready.
The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
The CO-PILOT who doesn’t abide by The Rules is grounded.