Kim Jong-Un is pretty much just a first grader on a field trip.

“I went to the bread warehouse. There is a whole lot of bread here, maybe even a hundred pieces”

“My adviser took me to an airplane today! I got to sit in the cockpit! I wasn’t allowed to fly though!”

” I saw women airplane drivers. I took a picture with them. They seemed scared though”

“I fell on my wrist today and we had to go to the hospital. I thought it was sprained, but it was only bruised”

“This weekend, my military adviser took me to Korean Disney world!”

Kim Jong-Un: What does that machine do?
Worker: Is bomb. Blow up people.
Kim Jong-Un: Oh. My mommy said I’m not allowed to play with bombs.

“I saw two scary sharks! I got to feed fish to them!”

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