Kim Jong-Un is pretty much just a first grader on a field trip.
“I went to the bread warehouse. There is a whole lot of bread here, maybe even a hundred pieces”
“My adviser took me to an airplane today! I got to sit in the cockpit! I wasn’t allowed to fly though!”
” I saw women airplane drivers. I took a picture with them. They seemed scared though”
“I fell on my wrist today and we had to go to the hospital. I thought it was sprained, but it was only bruised”
“This weekend, my military adviser took me to Korean Disney world!”
Kim Jong-Un: What does that machine do?
Worker: Is bomb. Blow up people.
Kim Jong-Un: Oh. My mommy said I’m not allowed to play with bombs.
“I saw two scary sharks! I got to feed fish to them!”