This girl was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease.
For example, one time the airplane in front of her blew a tire on landing, scattering chunks of rubber all over the runway.
She was asked to hold while the trucks came out to clean up.
Her announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid there will be a short delay before our arrival.
They’ve closed the airport while they clean up what’s left of the last airplane that landed there.