They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.

All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

Before the cheapest flights, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, “Just once.”

No movie. Don’t need one.

Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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Seekan D'Stroy
Seekan D'Stroy
13 years ago

“The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.”

I already experience these on United!

Melanie
Melanie
11 years ago

At least there appears to be ample legroom on this flight, and the seats are wider than any airline I’ve been on lately.

Hell
Hell
11 years ago

Nooooooooooooo this is low fares class on RyanAir…. And all of this chairs belongs to passenger…. New tipe of Irish aviation, poor and cheap!!!