Airplanes can be turned off when you don’t wish to fly.
An airplane doesn’t “let down” before it’s time.
With an airplane, size matters.
An airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters.
Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
Airplanes don’t come with drinking buddies.
Airplanes eventually stop whining.
Airplanes don’t use drag, thrust, wait and balance as a checklist.
Airplanes know what a final approach is.
Airplanes don’t mind if you position and hold.
In an airplane a soft field landing isn’t a disappointment.
Airplanes don’t mind if you’d rather just cuddle.
Only toy airplanes run by remote control.