Airplanes can be turned off when you don’t wish to fly.
An airplane doesn’t “let down” before it’s time.
With an airplane, size matters.
An airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters.
Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
Airplanes don’t come with drinking buddies.
Airplanes eventually stop whining.
Airplanes don’t use drag, thrust, wait and balance as a checklist.
Airplanes know what a final approach is.
Airplanes don’t mind if you position and hold.
In an airplane a soft field landing isn’t a disappointment.
Airplanes don’t mind if you’d rather just cuddle.
Only toy airplanes run by remote control.

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13 years ago

There you go gents, a taste of your own medicine. I see not many of you appreciate it.

13 years ago

And just to remind you why an Aeroplane is Better than a Woman. · Airplane skin doesn’t wrinkle as badly. · Airplanes don’t take forever to warm up. · Airplanes like to do it inverted. · It’s easier to get ‘trim’ in an airplane. · You can keep an airplane from stalling. · Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. · An airplane won’t slap you for being a ‘bush pilot.’ · You don’t always have to be on top to ride an airplane. · An airplane doesn’t ask you to put on a raincoat before… Read more »

13 years ago

One they missed:

A small airplane doesn’t get jealous when you get on a bigger airplane.