Airplanes can be turned off when you don’t wish to fly.
An airplane doesn’t “let down” before it’s time.
With an airplane, size matters.
An airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters.
Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
Airplanes don’t come with drinking buddies.
Airplanes eventually stop whining.
Airplanes don’t use drag, thrust, wait and balance as a checklist.
Airplanes know what a final approach is.
Airplanes don’t mind if you position and hold.
In an airplane a soft field landing isn’t a disappointment.
Airplanes don’t mind if you’d rather just cuddle.
Only toy airplanes run by remote control.

Marko R.
Marko's passion for aviation takes flight both in the air and through the viewfinder. As a flyer and photographer, he brings a unique blend of aviation expertise and visual storytelling to explore the fascinating and often surprising aspects of flight and aviation in general.
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14 years ago

There you go gents, a taste of your own medicine. I see not many of you appreciate it.

Karhu100
Karhu100
14 years ago

And just to remind you why an Aeroplane is Better than a Woman. · Airplane skin doesn’t wrinkle as badly. · Airplanes don’t take forever to warm up. · Airplanes like to do it inverted. · It’s easier to get ‘trim’ in an airplane. · You can keep an airplane from stalling. · Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. · An airplane won’t slap you for being a ‘bush pilot.’ · You don’t always have to be on top to ride an airplane. · An airplane doesn’t ask you to put on a raincoat before… Read more »

Gini
Gini
14 years ago

One they missed:

A small airplane doesn’t get jealous when you get on a bigger airplane.