CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods, stops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them.
Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off.
Std: “What should I do? What should I do?”
Inst: “What do you think you should do?”
(think-think-think)
Std: “Maybe if I taxi toward him it’ll scare him away.”
Inst: “That’s a good idea.”
(Taxi toward deer, but deer is macho, and holds position.)
Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off, runway NN.
Std: “What should I do? What should I do?”
Inst: “What do you think you should do?”
(think-think-think)
Std: “Maybe I should tell the tower.”
Inst: “That’s a good idea.”
Std: Cessna XXX, uh, there’s a deer down here on the runway.
(long pause)
Tower: Roger XXX, hold your position. Deer on runway NN cleared for immediate departure.
(Two seconds, and then — by coincidence — the deer bolts from the runway, and runs back into the woods.)
Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for departure, runway NN. Caution wake turbulence, departing deer.
its “cleared for takeoff” not “cleared for departure”.
wow Tebsu, you are a really good pilot!
In the UK it is cleared for a departure. Not sure that it is different Tebsu hails from.
Funny! That is a Deer with a transponder in it 😀
wanna fly a deer….
the deer had a radio on tower freq. nice one
being cleared for a departure or being cleared for takeoff are 2 totally different things. i just say that, because too much people will remember wrong
the first pilot is really an idiot. how can people make a statement like that? ill really be sad if he holds a FAA license
This reminds me for my work place. Last week our airport was close because of a deer …… 🙂
seems its made up.. but still kinda funny
At CAFB, a deer crossed in front of a T-38. That deer is now exposed in a wall…of two different rooms!