It was a really nice day, right about dusk, and a Piper Malibu was being vectored into a long line of airliners in order to land at Kansas City.

KC Approach: “Malibu three-two-Charlie, you’re following a 727, one o’clock and three miles.”

Three-two-Charlie: “We’ve got him. We’ll follow him.”

KC Approach: “Delta 105, your traffic to follow is a Malibu, eleven o’clock and three miles. Do you have that traffic?”

Delta 105: (long pause and then in a thick southern drawl): “Well……I’ve got something down there. Can’t quite tell if it’s a Malibu or a Cadillac, though.”

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John
John
12 years ago

The Delta pilot just bought himself a missed approach for his joke.