Descending in to STL, the FO and Capt were talking about ex-wives. The Captain, whose name I don’t remember, mentioned he was getting married again.
“What?” said the FO. “You’ve already been married 6 times!’
“I know,” replied the Captain.
“What are you, nuts?” said the FO.
“Naw,” drawled the Captain. “I live in California, and they can take only 20% of my salary. I get married just to piss of the first wife – every time I get divorced, she gets less money!”