Here’s the solution to all the controversy over
full-body scanners at the Airports:
Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive
trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now. You’re in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ….
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4.”
Sure sounds like a win-win to me!
