* The enemy always has the advantage.
* Heat-seeking missiles don’t know the difference between friend and foe.
* ‘Armor’ is a fantasy invented by your C.O. to make you feel better.
* You may have the better plane, but the enemy is the better pilot. (or vise versa)
* When getting spare parts for your aircraft, you can get them CHEAP – FAST – IN GOOD CONDITION, pick two.
* Your radar will not pick up the enemy behind you or the one in the sun.
* If you have got into the sun and are about to ambush the enemy, it will either be a trap or you’ll run out of fuel.
* Afterburners aren’t.
* Air Brakes don’t.
* Friendly fire – isn’t.
* Suppressive fires – won’t.
* Your cannon will jam in combat, and then when you get back to base there will be nothing wrong with it.
