He said, ” I don’t like Chinese. ”
The F.O. replied, ” Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that? ”
The Captain said, ” You bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s why I don’t like Chinese. ”
The F.O. said, ” Nooooo, noooo … Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not Chinese. ”
And the Captain answered, ” Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese … it doesn’t matter. They re all alike. ”
Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, ” No like Jew. ”
The Captain replied, ” Why not? Why don’t you like Jews? ”
” Jews sink Titanic. ” Said the F.O.
The Captain tried to correct him, ” No, no. The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. ”
” Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same ”