If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
— Mel Brooks
If God had meant man to fly, He would never have given us the steam railway locomotive.
— Unknown
If God had meant Icarus to fly, She would have given him a cloudy day.
— Leon M. Wise
If God had intended man to fly, He would not have invented Spanish Air Traffic Control.
— Lister, in the BBC TV series, ‘Red Dwarf.’
If God had really intended men to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.
— George Winters