If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
— Mel Brooks
If God had meant man to fly, He would never have given us the steam railway locomotive.
— Unknown
If God had meant Icarus to fly, She would have given him a cloudy day.
— Leon M. Wise
If God had intended man to fly, He would not have invented Spanish Air Traffic Control.
— Lister, in the BBC TV series, ‘Red Dwarf.’
If God had really intended men to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.
— George Winters
If God had meant us to fly, he would have given us more money !
If God had meant us to fly, he’d have given us the intellect and mechanical skills to build engines and aerodynamic structures that can acheive lift and…
Wait!
If God had meant us to stay on the ground, He would have given us roots.