During the Vietnam War there was a pilot flying an F-105, he got shot down but ejected safely and watched his plane crash. He got picked up within minutes by a helicopter and when he got back to base, he went straight to the Commanders office, pulled out his wallet and said:
How much do I owe you?
Thanks to Chris S.
Thats me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I would have gave him my VISA card, then file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy the next day.