The first rule you need to know is that women are complex!
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For some unknown reason, they like pilots!
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But for us, this is still simpler to understand than a woman!
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But before we proceed any further, you need to take this test!
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Now, this is probably what every pilot wants!
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Because we are probably crazy in the eyes of other people. If you want to have a perfect relationship, follow this…
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But be carefull not to get in this situation below.
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Girls usually think this is enough to show their interest in us.
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But unfortunatly it is not. Granted, our job is not easy, but if we could pilot a Concorde, women shouldn’t be a problem. Right? I hope so…
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There are some important differences between men and women
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Short version below!
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We feel obligated to let you know this!
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Courtesy is never out of style!
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We wouldn’t recommend speed dating, it turns out like this every time! Believe us, we tried!
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If you get to the second date…
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… you will probably take her up. But try to pay attention and think before you speak!
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There isn’t a rule about this! This will happen to you, you can’t avoid it.
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But if you pass this obstacle, there will probably be a wedding.
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And finally, one day you will get in trouble for no apparent reason.
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