Looking for the best B-52 memes and jokes? You’re in the right place! Our collection brings together the funniest and most relatable B-52 humor, capturing the iconic bomber’s legendary status in a way that aviation enthusiasts and meme lovers will enjoy. Whether you’re a fan of its massive wingspan, long history in the air, or just love military and aviation humor, this page is dedicated to serving up the best B-52 laughs on the internet. Dive in and enjoy a laugh.
Probably one of the best B-52 memes. Happy Earth Day from the Air Force
The popular bombers meeting…
The first B-52 was delivered to the U.S. Air Force in 1955. While we love to dive into aviation history, it’s fun to look ahead too with beautiful B-52 memes…
Including nuclear or conventional…
Why retire it if you can just keep upgrading it? Star Trek B-52 Memes
The B-52 first flew in 1952 and they’re still going. There are probably pilots not even born yet who will get to fly it…
A military pilot called for a priority landing…
A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running “a bit peaked.”
Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
“Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach.
Hot-Shot Pilot
A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air,
“Anything you can do, I can do better.”
The veteran bomber pilot answered, “Try this hot-shot.” The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the hotdog asked, “So? What did you do?”
“I just shut down two engines, kid.”
The International Aeronautical Emergency Frequency
A B-52 was en route to Europe from US but using 243.0 Mhz, the International Aeronautical Emergency Frequency, as a chat frequency, and using bad language.
ATC reminded the pilot that 243.0 should only be used for aviation emergencies and not use bad language whatever.
The pilot casually replied, “Sir, when you have a B-52 strapped to your arse, everything is an emergency”.