Italy
ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia
Britain
BOAC = Better on a camel
Belgium
SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
Pakistan
PIA = Please, Inform Allah
Yugoslavia
JAT = Joke About Time
United States
PWA = Pray While Aloft
TWA = Teeney Weeny Airlines.
AUA – another unknown airline
LUFTHANSA – let us f*** the hostess as no steward available
AI – Allah informed
QANTAS – Quite a nice take-off, any survivors?
You forgot: PAL = Plane Always Late
Onother one for ALITALIA = Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Athens
TWA — Travel With Allegeny
TWA — Travel With Alaska
DELTA – Didn’t Ever Leave The Airport
Pan Am … PAA
Patiently Awaiting Arrival
British West Indian Airways … BWIA
But Will It Arrive ?
Best Women In the Air
TWA – Transport Without Assistance
PORTUGAL
TAP – Take another plane.
ALITALIA = Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
ALITALIA = A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
DELTA = Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
PAN AM = Poor Airline Needs Any Money
SAS = Such A Sh***
TWA = Try Walking Across
TWA = Totally Wasted Airlines
MEA – Miss every appointment
BA – Bloody Awful
TWA – Try Walking Across
PIA – Perhaps I’ll Arrive
SABENA – Such a Bloody Experience, Never Again!
LIAT (LI) – leaves island any time
delta damn european lost the altimeter
Qantas – Quaint and nasty, try another service
Skywest – Skywest Keeps You Waiting Every Single Time
Lake Airlines- LA
Late Again!
DELTA-doesn’t ever leave the apron
allegiant-always late leave early god i always needs turbulance
SAS = Such A Scam
DELTA – Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive
ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
SAA = Send Another Aircraft
GARUDA…Good And Reliable Under Dutch Authority
QANTAS: Queens And Nancies, Trained As Stewards
EMIRATES – English-managed, Indian-run, Arabs taking enormous salaries
Hey, you forgot LOT Polish Airlines:
LOT – Lot of troubles
or
LOT – Later or tomorrow
😀
Joke about Polish Airlines:
LOT – Lot Of Troubles 😛
USAIR = Usually, Sh***y, And, Intricately, Retarded
LACSA
LATAS AEREAS CAE SOBRE ALAJUELA.
MROC: MULTI- RUINS -OVER- CHAOS
TWA-Terrorists Welcome Aboard
American Airlines- Alcoholics Anonymous
DELTA- Dosen’t Ever Leave The Airport
DHL = Drop it; Hide it; Loose it
TACA: Total Afraid Cause Airplanes.
JAL :Jeopardy Always Landing
VIRGIN: Very Intense Rush Getting In Norway
South African Airways: SAA= “Say again” Airways………
BEA – Britain’s Excuse for an Airline
KLM: Kiss me, Love me, Marry me
SAS=Safe And Slow
Salmon Always Salmon
Sex After Service.
KLM= Kip Lekker Makkelijk (Dutch for servicing Chicken is sooo easy).
PIA – Pain In the Ass
TAROM: Take another route or miss-it!
PAL (Philippine Airlines) = Plane Always Late
BOAC Britains Oversexed Air Corps or Bring Over American Cash
VARIG Virgins Are Rare In Glasgow
AND ……
OLYMPIC…Over London You May Pee in Comfort
PIA Please Inform Allah
Air India Allah Informed
KUWAIT AIRWAYS
U WAIT AIRWAYS
DELTA, Delivers everybody late through Atlanta
Take a chance fly Air France,
QANTAS = Quickies Available Now in Toilet. Ask Staff.
PAL (Philippine Airlines)
Plane
Always
Late
ONA (Overseas National Airlines): Often Never Arrives (Airline no longer in business, can’t imagine why.)
Portugal
SATA – Sempre Atrasados na Terra e no Ar (Alwways late on land and in the air)
TAP – Take Another Plane