Italy
ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

Britain
BOAC = Better on a camel

Belgium
SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

Pakistan
PIA = Please, Inform Allah

Yugoslavia
JAT = Joke About Time

United States
PWA = Pray While Aloft
TWA = Teeney Weeny Airlines.

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Charles Lindbergh
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Charles Lindbergh

AUA – another unknown airline

LUFTHANSA – let us f*** the hostess as no steward available

AI – Allah informed

Nadine
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Nadine

QANTAS – Quite a nice take-off, any survivors?

rico
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rico

You forgot: PAL = Plane Always Late

Pilot737
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Pilot737

Onother one for ALITALIA = Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Athens

Rod
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Rod

TWA — Travel With Allegeny

TWA — Travel With Alaska

Brett
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Brett

DELTA – Didn’t Ever Leave The Airport

Donna Valdes
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Donna Valdes

Pan Am … PAA
Patiently Awaiting Arrival

British West Indian Airways … BWIA
But Will It Arrive ?
Best Women In the Air

Jon Arild Haug
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Jon Arild Haug

TWA – Transport Without Assistance

antonio gonçalves
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antonio gonçalves

PORTUGAL

TAP – Take another plane.

ismail
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ismail

ALITALIA = Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
ALITALIA = A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
DELTA = Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
PAN AM = Poor Airline Needs Any Money
SAS = Such A Sh***
TWA = Try Walking Across
TWA = Totally Wasted Airlines

Barb
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Barb

MEA – Miss every appointment
BA – Bloody Awful
TWA – Try Walking Across
PIA – Perhaps I’ll Arrive
SABENA – Such a Bloody Experience, Never Again!

Andy
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Andy

LIAT (LI) – leaves island any time

zach
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zach

delta damn european lost the altimeter

Weeone
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Weeone

Qantas – Quaint and nasty, try another service

Chris
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Chris

Skywest – Skywest Keeps You Waiting Every Single Time

Chuckl
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Chuckl

Lake Airlines- LA
Late Again!

zach
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zach

DELTA-doesn’t ever leave the apron

zach
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zach

allegiant-always late leave early god i always needs turbulance

JayJay
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JayJay

SAS = Such A Scam

ian
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ian

DELTA – Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive

ardix
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ardix

ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival

Paul Mills
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Paul Mills

SAA = Send Another Aircraft

jay the great
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jay the great

GARUDA…Good And Reliable Under Dutch Authority

Rallyman
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Rallyman

QANTAS: Queens And Nancies, Trained As Stewards

Capt Emirates
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Capt Emirates

EMIRATES – English-managed, Indian-run, Arabs taking enormous salaries

Kacenka
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Kacenka

Hey, you forgot LOT Polish Airlines:

LOT – Lot of troubles
or
LOT – Later or tomorrow

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matt
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matt

Joke about Polish Airlines:
LOT – Lot Of Troubles 😛

flyboy
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flyboy

USAIR = Usually, Sh***y, And, Intricately, Retarded

Luis
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Luis

LACSA
LATAS AEREAS CAE SOBRE ALAJUELA.

MROC: MULTI- RUINS -OVER- CHAOS

Jon
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Jon

TWA-Terrorists Welcome Aboard
American Airlines- Alcoholics Anonymous
DELTA- Dosen’t Ever Leave The Airport

Stir stick
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Stir stick

DHL = Drop it; Hide it; Loose it

Luis
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Luis

TACA: Total Afraid Cause Airplanes.

Luis
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Luis

JAL :Jeopardy Always Landing

VIRGIN: Very Intense Rush Getting In Norway

Airdog
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Airdog

South African Airways: SAA= “Say again” Airways………

Jimbo
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Jimbo

BEA – Britain’s Excuse for an Airline

Gert
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Gert

KLM: Kiss me, Love me, Marry me

Ewout
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Ewout

SAS=Safe And Slow
Salmon Always Salmon
Sex After Service.

KLM= Kip Lekker Makkelijk (Dutch for servicing Chicken is sooo easy).

scorpo
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scorpo

PIA – Pain In the Ass

from Romania
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from Romania

TAROM: Take another route or miss-it!

mlvm
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mlvm

PAL (Philippine Airlines) = Plane Always Late

Osprey
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Osprey

BOAC Britains Oversexed Air Corps or Bring Over American Cash
VARIG Virgins Are Rare In Glasgow
AND ……

OLYMPIC…Over London You May Pee in Comfort

Osprey
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Osprey

PIA Please Inform Allah
Air India Allah Informed

Glider pilot...
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Glider pilot...

SAS = Same as SABENA..

Darkdog
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Darkdog

KUWAIT AIRWAYS

U WAIT AIRWAYS

Googitz
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Googitz

DELTA, Delivers everybody late through Atlanta

Claes
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Claes

Take a chance fly Air France,

Joerg Pauly
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Joerg Pauly

QANTAS = Quickies Available Now in Toilet. Ask Staff.

Ofnir-1
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Ofnir-1

PAL (Philippine Airlines)

Plane
Always
Late

Dan
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Dan

ONA (Overseas National Airlines): Often Never Arrives (Airline no longer in business, can’t imagine why.)

CT2KBX
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CT2KBX

Portugal
SATA – Sempre Atrasados na Terra e no Ar (Alwways late on land and in the air)
TAP – Take Another Plane