A pilot has engine trouble and lands in a field. As he walks around the plane to check out the problem, he hears a voice behind him say,
“You have a clogged fuel line.” Looking around, he sees no one, except a cow. Startled out of his wits, he runs across the field to the farmer’s house and pounds on the door. When the farmer appears at the door, the out-of-breath pilot stammers that his cow has just talked–and even tried to explain what was wrong with the airplane.
The farmer drawled, “Was it a brown cow?”
“Yes.”
“Did it have a white patch on its forehead?”
“Yes, yes, that’s the one.”
“OK, that’s Flossie. Don’t pay no attention to her. She doesn’t know nothin’ about aeroplanes.”
Hmm… I’m curious if cows really talk now besides saying moo. I must investigate on youtube whether that’s true or not. Then again I love cows. Drinking their milk and eating their meat. Did you know cube steak comes from a cows butt? Haha. We eat cow’s anus. x_O Oyyyy… then again I’m STRICTLY NOT a vegetarian, but an omnivore.
Either that or they used special effects like in movies to make the cow “seem” like it’s talking.