Cute_Monkey
Aviation crash investigator came upon a terrible wreck where the pilot and copilot had been knocked unconscious. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed plane. The investigator looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”

The monkey looked up at the investigator and shook his head up and down.
“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the investigator. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. “Well, did you see this?”
“Yes,” motioned the monkey.
“What happened?”

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
“They were drinking?” asked the investigator.
“Yes!” the monkey motioned.
“What else?”

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
“They were smoking marijuana?”
“Yes.” the monkey confirmed.
“What else?”

The monkey motioned “Screwing.”
“They were screwing, too?” asked the astounded investigator.
“Yes.”
“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed.”

“Yes.”
“What were you doing during all this?”
“Piloting” motioned the monkey.

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