– Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.
– Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
– Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go”.
– Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
– Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
– Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
– Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
– Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
– Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.
– Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
– Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
– Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
– Airplanes expect to be tied down.
– Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
– Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.

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sharang patil
sharang patil
13 years ago

correction – in the 10 sentence .. It should be ‘at’ .. But is mis-spelled as ‘ar’ ..

sharang patil
sharang patil
13 years ago

aye aye cap !!

Al
Al
13 years ago

>However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.<

This is why I fly sailplanes…

;o)

Kjell
Kjell
13 years ago

All is very true. Aeroplanes are very much like women. If you do not treat them well they will kick back.

Chuckl
Chuckl
12 years ago

If it’s got tits or propellers, it will cost you at least $1,000.00 to touch it.

Libor
Libor
11 years ago

“Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.” really? 🙂
What about “pull up!, pull up!, pull up!” from GPWS before you hit the ground?

AJ
AJ
6 years ago

The only Similarity

Both have cockpits!