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Fly Maggie’s two 747′s to New York
Posted on June 13, 2012 | No CommentsCommercial from the early 1970s by National Airlines. While the passengers were boarding the stewardesses had to great them with their name the phrase fly me – i.e. “Hi my... -
Funny pre-flight announcement
Posted on June 30, 2011 | 1 CommentThanks to Kerry -
A mother and her son were flying
Posted on February 19, 2011 | No CommentsA mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines” from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, “If big... -
The Loadmaster
Posted on February 16, 2011 | No CommentsA new US airline flight attendant was in England when she saw a British cargo airline crew at the airport. She noticed one of the crewmembers had two stripes on... -
Best Flight Attendant: And, after landing…
Posted on December 7, 2010 | No CommentsWelcome to the San Francisco International Airport. Sorry about the bumpy landing. It’s not the captain’s fault. It’s not the co-pilot’s fault. It’s the Asphalt. Please remain seated until the... -
Best Flight Attendant: After takeoff…
Posted on December 7, 2010 | No CommentsThere is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatory. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you... -
Best Flight Attendant: Before takeoff…
Posted on December 7, 2010 | No CommentsHello, and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you’re going to San Francisco, you’re in the right place. If you’re not going to San Francisco, you’re about...