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Flight Attendants Archive
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The Loadmaster
Posted on February 16, 2011 | No CommentsA new US airline flight attendant was in England when she saw a British cargo airline crew at the airport. She noticed one of the crewmembers had two stripes on... -
How to keep the passengers calm!
Posted on January 30, 2011 | No CommentsA jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts. “I’d like a soda,” said a passenger in the first... -
Isn’t he supposed to be flying?
Posted on January 30, 2011 | No CommentsA lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why... -
Best Flight Attendant: And, after landing…
Posted on December 7, 2010 | No CommentsWelcome to the San Francisco International Airport. Sorry about the bumpy landing. It’s not the captain’s fault. It’s not the co-pilot’s fault. It’s the Asphalt. Please remain seated until the... -
Best Flight Attendant: After takeoff…
Posted on December 7, 2010 | No CommentsThere is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatory. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you... -
Best Flight Attendant: Before takeoff…
Posted on December 7, 2010 | No CommentsHello, and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you’re going to San Francisco, you’re in the right place. If you’re not going to San Francisco, you’re about... -
Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?
Posted on November 17, 2010 | 2 CommentsAs the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your...