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Pilots and Ex-Wives!

Descending in to STL, the FO and Capt were talking about ex-wives. The Captain, whose name I don't remember, mentioned he was getting married...

Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said,...

A study in to human sexual behavior

A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants...

Stewardess I want to complain about this airline

"Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking

A plane was taking off from New York Airport. After it reached a cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies...

A good reason to bounce

After a rather pronounced bounce into Miami International Airport the Capt. came on the cabin intercom and said. "Just as I landed I saw a...

Everyone buckled?

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for...