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Ladies and gentlemen, assume crash positions

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts...

You have a clogged fuel line

A pilot has engine trouble and lands in a field. As he walks around the plane to check out the problem, he hears a...

A good reason to bounce

After a rather pronounced bounce into Miami International Airport the Capt. came on the cabin intercom and said. "Just as I landed I saw a...

Deer On The Runway

CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods, stops...

A Chicken Can Fly

End of the runway is a dangerous place

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Pilot (Eastern 702): "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, as we...

How Safe is Your Plane?

You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. It is a...