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I’m afraid there will be a short delay

This girl was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease. For example, one time the airplane in front of...

Why can’t all flight attendants make the safety briefings this fun?!

Why can't all flight attendants make the safety briefings this fun?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCX2JjqLOGk

Best Flight Attendant: Before takeoff…

Hello, and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you're going to San Francisco, you're in the right place. If you're not...

Ladies and gentlemen, assume crash positions

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts...

A good reason to bounce

After a rather pronounced bounce into Miami International Airport the Capt. came on the cabin intercom and said. "Just as I landed I saw a...

31 Things To Do On A Long Airplane Ride

Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises,...

Fully Automatic Piloting System

The passenger aircraft was fully loaded and in the air after takeoff when the announcement came over the loudspeaker: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've been...