Here’s the solution to all the controversy over
full-body scanners at the Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive
trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now. You’re in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ….
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4.”

Sure sounds like a win-win to me!
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Lee
Lee
12 years ago

What a wonderful idea!!!!
Saves all this bleating “I’ve got human rights!….Bastards

vandfe
vandfe
12 years ago

what about a heater that heat any metal to prevent passenger to bring conceal metal weapon onboard?

Stanlley
Stanlley
12 years ago

lovely idea! treated equally and fairly, you wanna kill people with your bombs, here’s a nice F# you.

Paul
Paul
12 years ago

AWWW!! I hope they dont have that! I love to be felt up!!! JUST KIDDING! sounds Like a great Idea!!

wooly
wooly
12 years ago

are u guys stupid? this is nothing more than conditioning of the human race! every time you go through one of these scanners is an infringment of YOUR civil liberties, not the bad guys. soon your children will know this to be the norm, they wont grow up in a free world, every action will be monitored, every call, move and thought. you see before the first world war there were no passports, the british goverment brought them in as a tempery measure to stop german spies, income tax was added in the first world war to pay for it,… Read more »

Newman Homrich
Newman Homrich
12 years ago

Must account for intestinal gases too!

Chris Stafford
Chris Stafford
11 years ago

damn wooly, people who read things on this website dont think we laugh so looosen up, damn, you dont have to get all mad and say a bunch of crap about passports and taxes, I dont even know what you were talking about.

Biggles flies undone
Biggles flies undone
9 years ago

Wooly you really are a twat

Marty H
Marty H
9 years ago

Love it a total KISS principle in action.