Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c)

Section I – No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.

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Section II – If a pilot or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

Section III – Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

Section IV – The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.

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ZED
ZED
13 years ago

Understood.

Chuckl
Chuckl
13 years ago

You know this is a hoax.It makes way to much sense to have come from the FAA.

tmgstudent
tmgstudent
13 years ago

yes thats a crime today if you understand the law.!! aviation is becoming insane, in the start it was the tech that keept us un the ground now its crazy law making..!!

dkclaymore
dkclaymore
13 years ago

some things should be regulated but if it has been detected that an overregulating has occured the overregulated regulation should be bypassed by common sense
(almost managed to write in a regulated manner:-))) )

Pedro
Pedro
13 years ago

@ Zed: What?!? Report for remedial instruction immediately, good sir.