– I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat on the airplane so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

– A New York lawmaker called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who’s luggage belongs to who?” I replied, “No, why do you ask?”
She stated, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said [FAT], and I’m overweight, I think that is very rude.”
After putting her on hold for a minute while I “looked into it” (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the airport code for Fresno, CA is (FAT) and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

– A Lady Senator called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?”
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. She said,
“Yeah, whatever!!”

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747
747
12 years ago

Remembered me a story with a C150 pilot and a young woman asked what is that airplane like. Pilot answered about Cessna 130 :)8ZT

Ronald Levine
Ronald Levine
11 years ago

Are these stories true?