Mega Airlines hired a new CEO. Like all airline CEOs, he was certain that all his employees worked too little and made too much.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the company’s massive maintenance hangar, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against the wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know he meant business.

He walked up to the guy and asked, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, “I make $500 a week. Why?”

The new CEO dug in his pocket and came out with a wad of cash. He counted out $2,000 and slapped it into the clearly confused young man’s hand while screaming, “Here’s four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!” The startled young man darted for the door.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

From across the room came a voice, “Pizza delivery guy.”

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me
me
13 years ago

good one, but the picture really blew the punchline!

Alex J.
Alex J.
13 years ago

That is absolutely hilarious!!!

Jason
Jason
13 years ago

Wow.

erim
erim
12 years ago

picture sucks