AIRPLANE DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
ASTRONAUT
I’m searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!
FOLLOW-ME CAR DRIVER
A model wife required to fit in with my black and yellow life. Must be able to keep pace!
PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
AIRLINE ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl – 5’8′ & 36′ 24′ 36′ with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.
Wife: Besides constant anxiety, lack of job security, constant relocations, and nonstop skirt-chasing, what exactly do YOU bring to the party?