Cessna C-130

A new pilot flying cross country landed at a big airport for something to eat. While there, he struck up a conversation with a young lady he wanted to impress.

Lady: What airplane do you fly?

Pilot: Why I’m flying a Cessna 150.

Lady: What’s that?

Pilot: Well, you see that big plane loading up over there? That’s a C-130. I fly a Cessna 150.