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Jokes Archive
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Pilot, navigator and two revolvers
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No CommentsThe pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, “Do you know... -
STOL performance of the Soviet aircraft
Posted on July 28, 2010 | 2 CommentsHow did the West find out about STOL performance of the Soviet aircraft? This comes from a top secret recording describing what happened at a soviet cockpit during approach to... -
Pilot in heaven
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No CommentsA minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint... -
A cool partner in the back seat
Posted on June 25, 2010 | 12 CommentsAn SR-71 pilot told this story from his first flight with a new co-pilot(SR-71 was the USAAF advanced ‘stealth’ reconnaissance aircraft known as the Blackbird). An SR-71 and crew were... -
Joker at the wheel
Posted on June 25, 2010 | 2 CommentsThis happened at the small but busy Sarasota Florida airport in 1975. The tower was open from 6am until 10pm and most of the traffic was during daylight hours. There... -
ATC Quotes
Posted on June 25, 2010 | 8 CommentsTower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.”... -
Nose gear pin is still installed
Posted on June 19, 2010 | 2 CommentsWhile taxiing out in sequence behind a Lufthansa airliner at Frankfurt, a C-130 crew noticed an orange “Remove before flight” streamer hanging out of the Lufthansa nose wheel well (their... -
The motoring speed trap
Posted on June 19, 2010 | 11 CommentsTwo members of the traffic police were out in the countryside with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked-up completely with an...