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Ball-point pens don’t work in zero gravity
Posted on October 17, 2010 | 10 CommentsWhen NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12... -
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost
Posted on October 16, 2010 | No CommentsA man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you... -
Mega Airlines hired a new CEO
Posted on October 15, 2010 | 4 CommentsMega Airlines hired a new CEO. Like all airline CEOs, he was certain that all his employees worked too little and made too much. The new boss was determined to... -
Newspaper Headline
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No CommentsOur headline ran, “Virgin screw British Airways.” We’d have rather preferred ‘British Airways screws Virgin,’ but we had to run with the facts. — News Editor, ‘The Sun’ newspaper. -
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly
Posted on October 14, 2010 | No CommentsA blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded... -
If God had meant man to fly
Posted on October 13, 2010 | 1 CommentIf God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. — Mel Brooks If God had meant man to fly, He would never have given us the steam... -
High-Performance Jet Fighter Ad
Posted on October 12, 2010 | No CommentsHigh-performance jet fighter, fully armed with missiles, guns. ECM equipment, fresh paint (stars and bars painted over), single seat, 97% reliability rate, will outclimb, outturn F-16, outrun F-14, low fuel... -
A C-152 and a C-5 mixing it up
Posted on October 11, 2010 | 4 CommentsA C-152 and a C-5 were mixing it up in a local landing pattern. The little Cessna was on short final with the Galaxy screaming up from behind. Tower, concerned...