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It is NOT all the same
Posted on November 8, 2010 | No CommentsThe Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn’t... -
A study in to human sexual behavior
Posted on November 8, 2010 | 4 CommentsA young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the... -
Little Island in the Southern Hemisphere
Posted on November 4, 2010 | No Comments747 Pilot: Sydney Tower, 747 Heavy, 50 miles out and have your cute little island in sight. Sydney Tower : 747 Heavy cleared to land after circling the island. -
An Operating System’s Way of Running Airlines PART TWO
Posted on November 4, 2010 | No CommentsOSX Air: You enter a white terminal, and all you can see is a woman sitting in the corner behind a white desk, you walk up to get your ticket.... -
An Operating System’s Way of Running Airlines PART ONE
Posted on November 4, 2010 | No CommentsLinux Air Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a... -
Renting airplanes is like renting sex
Posted on November 4, 2010 | 1 CommentRenting airplanes is like renting sex: It’s difficult to arrange on short notice on Saturday, the fun things always cost more, and someone’s always looking at their watch. -
Pretty bumpy landing approach
Posted on November 4, 2010 | 3 CommentsAn old DC8 Air Ceylon is coming in to Colombo, Ceylon from Bangkok. The landing approach was pretty bumpy, but the biggest bump was saved for when it hit the...