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Jokes Archive
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Night lessons?! No Problem!
Posted on February 19, 2011 | No CommentsA student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would bounce it in every time. However, on the first night lesson, the student greased in all of his... -
Who Needs a Miracle
Posted on February 19, 2011 | 1 CommentSeems that Tom was working local with a nervous FPL watching over his shoulder. He had one air carrier jet just touching down and another on a mile final, with... -
Back in the 50′s
Posted on February 19, 2011 | 1 CommentBack in the ’50′s, USAF Primary Pilot Training was conducted at several small civilian contract bases. One such base was Graham AB. Each day, two morning shifts and two afternoon... -
A mother and her son were flying
Posted on February 19, 2011 | No CommentsA mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines” from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, “If big... -
Tower to a female helicopter pilot
Posted on February 18, 2011 | 2 CommentsTower is talking to a female helicopter pilot… “What’s your altitude?” “1000 feet” “What’s your heading?” “175″ “What’s your speed?” “150 knots” “What’s your bra size?” “36B……..AAAHHHHH DAMMMNN” -
Chuck Norris Pilot Jokes
Posted on February 18, 2011 | 12 CommentsChuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions. Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37. Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on... -
The Loadmaster
Posted on February 16, 2011 | No CommentsA new US airline flight attendant was in England when she saw a British cargo airline crew at the airport. She noticed one of the crewmembers had two stripes on... -
How ill is the a/c?
Posted on February 16, 2011 | No CommentsChina in the eighties. A DC-3 (or similar?) loaded with tourist passengers starts up and is about to taxi. Then the engines are shut down again. The captain leaves the...