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[Aviation off-topic] Archive
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Moon or not
Posted on August 10, 2010 | No CommentsFor years politicians have promised the Moon. I’m the first one to be able to deliver it. — Richard Nixon, 1969. -
Black box stuff
Posted on August 10, 2010 | No CommentsIf black boxes survive air crashes — why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff? — George Carlin -
Round trip…
Posted on August 10, 2010 | No CommentsTower: Have a good trip. Pilot: Make that a round trip . . . — Lloyd Lace, USAAF, 1944. Said before departing on C-46 missions, flying over ‘The Hump’ (China... -
Shot down by mosquito
Posted on August 10, 2010 | 1 CommentI wanted to go back for another 50 missions, but they ruled it out because I had a case of malaria that kept recurring. So I had to stay in... -
First Fokker ever built
Posted on August 10, 2010 | No CommentsAnd this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol... -
Prop plane or warp nacelle?
Posted on August 9, 2010 | No CommentsFlying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? — Captain Picard, from “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Booby Trap”. -
Pushing the envelope
Posted on August 8, 2010 | No CommentsWhen it comes to testing new aircraft or determining maximum performance, pilots like to talk about “pushing the envelope.” They’re talking about a two dimensional model: the bottom is zero... -
Funny RC Helicopter
Posted on July 22, 2010 | 1 Comment