Do you have Charlie?
Negative, we left him back at the hangar!
Do you have Echo?
Negative, recieving you loud and clear!
Do you have Hotel?
Negative, We are staying with friends!
Do you have Juliet?
Negative, and please don’t say anything to my wife!
Do you have Kilo?
Negative, but I think there a couple roaches in the ashtray!
Do you have Mike?
Negative, I have a push-to-talk button and a headset!
Do you have Oscar?
Negative, but I’m expecting a nomination this year!
Do you have Popa?
Negative, but I wrote him a letter last week!
Do you have Romeo?
Negative, Negative! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Do you have Uniform?
Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt!
Do you have Victor?
Negative, Who is Victor?
Do you have Xray?
Negative, my doctor wants a CAT Scan!
Do you have Whiskey?
Negative, not in last 8 hours, Am I not on assigned heading?
