A fighter pilot goes to a bar after a good days flying.

Whilst there he meets a young, attractive and available lady. She is charmed by his tales of aerial combat, high speed flight, and death defying feats.

The inevitable happens and they slip away to somewhere more comfortable for an evenings intimate entertainment.

Much later that night the pilot drives home to his long suffering wife.

On the way he puts on his oxygen mask and draws the straps up as tight as they will go. When he gets home he removes the mask and bravely enters the house. Immediately he tells the wife exactly and honestly what he has been up to that evening.

She replies: “Do not lie to me, I can see you have been flying that damned airplane yet again”.

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Pedro
Pedro
13 years ago

Stop giving away my secrets, damnit!

Fight4MyFreedom
Fight4MyFreedom
12 years ago

I don’t hate fighter jet pilots I love them after all I play Ace Combat 6 and Tom Clancy’s Hawx-2

Joe
Joe
12 years ago

Are you sure he was young?

Rotor
Rotor
12 years ago

What about the helicopter pilot? We pick things up a lot, especially women.

ipx
ipx
8 years ago

LOL same story with a tennis guy joke.